remember this basic bitch with the fucking turban who teamed up with mac’s brother to murder his imaginary friends
oh you mean Her Royal Duchess Diamond Persnickety the First, Last, and Only?
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also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
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Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ive never hit reblog so fast
oh my fucking god HAHAHAHA
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THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF SNAKE I WAS EXPECTING
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It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
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I reblog this everytime it is on my dash
HIS LAUGHTER AT THE END THOUGH.
LOVE IT
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when someone who just started reading tells you their favorite character and you know they’re going to die soon
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If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
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“I’ve got a friend. You”
when i was 5 i said to my mum ‘can i hav thomas the tank engine birthday party when i’m 18’ and she agreed. i’m 18 in 3 days.
Y R U ALL REBLOGGING MY MISERY
1 day
happy birthday to me…..
dad just came round and dropped off a card.
kill me.
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